We’ve searched high and low to track down the funniest rabbit jokes around. So if you’re looking for gags that will make you ‘hoppy’, stick right here.
If you’re lucky enough to have a pet rabbit, you’ll already know how funny these flop-eared herbivores can be. Most bunnies are packed full of personality but, of course, we know their entire existence isn’t to make us laugh.
However, when you spot your rabbit binkying, hopping from one side of their hutch to the other or stomping their feet, you can’t help but be filled with joy (and laughter). To keep the chuckles coming, we’ve compiled a list of the best rabbit jokes – and for the more serious of you, some interesting rabbit facts. So let’s hop to it…
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20 of the best rabbit jokes for adults
Whether you're getting your head around how to adopt a bunny, you already have a pet rabbit or you just have lots of love for these furry friends (and don't we all?) — discover our round-up of the funniest rabbit jokes for adults below.
- Where did the rabbit go for a trim? The hare dressers.
- How did the rabbit keep fit? By going to hare-obics classes.
- Where do rabbits go when they aren't feeling well? The hops-spital.
- What did the rabbit say to the piece of wood? It was nice gnawing you.
- What do you call a rabbit in a kilt? A Hopscotch rabbit.
- What did the rabbit use to propose to his girlfriend? A 24-carrot ring.
- Why didn't the rabbit eat lunch? It didn't carrot at all.
- What do you call a line of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare line.
- What’s a rabbit’s favourite type of music? Hip-Hop.
- What do you call a rabbit that’s raised inside? An in-grown hare.
- Why was the rabbit sad? It was having a bad hare day.
- Where do rabbits go after their wedding? On their bunnymoon, of course.
- What do you call a rabbit in a good mood? A hoppy bunny.
- What did the rabbit say to his wife? No bunny compares to you.
- Which pair of rabbits were famous bank robbers? Bunny and Clyde.
- Did you hear about the rich rabbit? He was a millionhare.
- Why do rabbits get so tired in April? Because they just finished a March.
- What kind of books and novels do rabbits like to read? Ones with hoppy endings.
- How can you tell that a rabbit is getting old? Look for the grey hares.
- What did the magician say after the rabbit vanished? Hare today, gone tomorrow.
15 of the best rabbit jokes for adults
Who said rabbit jokes were just for adults? Teach these rabbit jokes to your kids and they’ll love telling them to friends and family.
- What is a bunny’s favorite motto? Don’t be mad, be hoppy.
- How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses.
- How do rabbits travel? By hareplane
- Why did the bunny cross the road? He wanted to prove he could hip hop.
- Where do rabbits learn how to fly? In the hare force.
- What do you get if you mix a beetle and a rabbit? Bugs Bunny.
- How does the Easter Bunny stay fit? He does a load of eggs-ercise.
- What do you call a Transformer bunny? Hop-timus Prime.
- Why do bunnies love action movies? Because they are hare-raising.
- Why don’t bunnies use combs? They use hare-brushes instead.
- What do you call a very rich bunny? A billion-hare.
- Where do you take a rabbit when their hair is too long? A hare stylist.
- What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday? Hoppy birthday.
- What sort of jewelry do rabbits like? Anything that's 24 carrot gold.
- What’s a young bunny’s favorite game to play in school? Hop-scotch.
If you’re looking for even more animal-inspired jokes to add to your collection, cast your eye over the funny cat jokes that are hiss-terical. Or the funny dog jokes that will make you howl with laughter.
